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ISSUE 4


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MUSIC IS POOR HISTORY
MUSIC IS LANDSCAPE HISTORY

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BUALA  BOS 


blue sky, bilingual guy

Clap your hand

Hit your palm

Clap Clap Well Done!

Ar fheabhas ar fad: super fun 


Ode, in indoeuropean,

to the first hand observation

Of an early evangelist climate scientist

and to that of other ‘voggers’

(veg/ vogue consuming 

wannabe aesthete maker/ mothers)



‘Soul clap it’s hand and sing and louder sing...

o chestnut tree Great rooted blossomer, 

Are you the leaf, the blossom or the bole?

O body swayed to music, o brightening glance, 

How can we know the dancer from the dance?’


Yeasty Yeats Reassemblement, 

Rising Feast of Feats, pretentertainment

booming, looming, bloating, bubbling B, 

basic beginner lesson in Hiberno-biology,

Being a Beta Betty the best bet yet

Bolg lan, Bolg folamh 

Tummy full, tummy empty 

Iompar Clainne: Carry Family



Banshee, womanfairy; bean: womanwife 

Buan: everlasting; Binn: sweet melodious 

Beo: alive; Beatha: living; Saol: a life

My Soul: m’anam

Beal, Beola, Bia: mouth, lips, food.

B’fheidir: Maybe

B’eigean dom: I had to 

taste, smell:Blas

Blasta: delicious 


Beir  Bua  Agus Beannacht: 

Take  victory/talent  And  Blessings,

Pronounced Patrick, scored a hat trick

naofa: saintly/holy Fear: Man

Neamh: nirvana heaven

Don’t be late: na bi deanach 

 The Ultrasound is at eleven,

O Almighty conquering  Scan!


Baby bairn, born of the womb ‘broinne’

bronntanas: present, bronnadh: aWard

Brine,  salty amniotic fluid 

Sluice gates open 

Upon the hirsute druid 

Bainne milk, Ban: white

Bo glic: clever cow.

Bothar: road, cow way 

Bleeding: cur fola; bringing forth, 

Beir: grab, birth

Rug: born, caught

Fainne Geal an Lae:

Ring Bright of the Day


brilliant Baleful brooding Blob, 

Blind, Dished upon a slab

Beligerent Baconesque, 

A mutated gene Begob

Recurring nightmare from Kildare 

It was discovered 

in a grade A London lab. 

Simple the solution: dilution,

Anti-coagulant of aspirin


Becoming bothered in a bed,

Had been Sticky tricky, 

but now so easy 

Ca bhfuil an Bri: 

where is the meaning

Beagnach: nearly

Bagairt: threatening

Baile ag Breathnu ort:

Home/Town looking at you

Bite back, beckon, bide your time

Bundled in your bunk, minus muck n slime

Braon Bailithe: boredom/weariness collected.

Ach Nascaithe: but bonded/connected.


The benefits of bodybrain and drain

beaten with a bata (stick) and rusty chain

Unsuckled, Battle on: Cogadh

moving face forWard: Bogadh ar aghaidh

Bog: move, soft, moist

Beag: small

Breac: trout, speckle, jot, sultana cake

Brog: shoe; Broc: badger

Brídin bridled Brigid small 

Breadcrumbs Break

And celebrate 

All unrealised discoveries and losses,

The not yet begun ones, 

the early and the late.

 Angry as  a briar

Sceach, Shillelagh

Whitethorn, Blackthorn

Buaircini: Acorns

All Due dates had been nigh

Between armies of unprepared thigh


Brostaigh ort: 

Hurry up, rushes

Buachaill, Cailin 

Boy, Girl, and then she blushes 


left behind the Miscy Mystic’s changeling: 

‘Come again o human child 

to the waters of the wild 

with a fairy hand in hand 

for the worlds more full of weeping 

than you can understand’


Bereft,bounty, boorish, bickering, 

imagine bygone Bystanders

 breathing, bemused and snickering

A break, a brick, some brose

Yet not in fact too bruised.

More amused, relieved,

And Becoming less aggrieved,

Surprised by joy

then Cionntach: Guilt, accused

A bike, a bream, big bouncy castle 

dream: briongloid. 

bloody good, brilliant stuff. 

Blimey, bejazus, Ballyjamesduff, 

Ballnabranna, buggarall,Chernobyl, 

Bantry Bay, Beal Feirste, 

Belfast, Kerry Chough

Botswana, Begorrah, Galore: enough


Begotten of scented basil, 

Foreign beauty of a bogger, 

Beech, Birch, Bitchly babble, 

Hurt/ sadness: buairt

aBortion bucket kicking blogger,

Throbbing throbber, Bjork, bezerk, 

blast, bastard, bantam, cannot work

BANT (big ass no tits): below insulting

Bits ‘n PCs, Budgeons, Beowolf, bunting

Bones, Bonny, Braw, a bob or two, 

buck fizz, green glas, 

bui yellow, gorm blue, 

dearg buile: infra-red anger

baccanale, Banlieue,

baccalaureate, Bactrian bump, 

not the norm 

Bobbio, fun run, forlorn

bakewell bun, booster jump

bulge, budge, bile, bilge

because I’m worth it:

Bicester clad-shod mumbling frump.

bisexual, Biden, bidet grief

abide  a bastion of beef

abyss, abbess, a priory of piss, 

a puss, a palid Midwife

arrive alive, it’s tough,

pressure, push, Bush, bosh, 

Broadcast Braveheart, 

Now a brothy batch of nosh.

Blath flower; Boladh smell

Bravo Five Star mademoiselle


Brachan liom Tana Liom

Brachan tana suamhain 





Beir Bua agus Beannacht!








Smell/ feel:blas 

of fresh baby flesh

More: Breis 

delicious than a nectar mess

How’s your Haemaglobin?

Tell me if you ever want to 

eat your baby: Ith do bhaibin

Warned the sister in law 

To my disquietitude, 

With exactitude she continued 

You never know, Nil Fhois agat 

Your reptile brain might

Leim amach: jump out

Give you a powerful clout and fright 

knock you down: Leagaint sios, 

make you 

forget: dearmad

That this young tender sprout 

is not at all your pet nor prey nor

anything else: aon rud eile

But a Piece of Ealain: Art, 

So consume 

Take care: Tabhair Aire

Dear friend: Cara, 

Gourmande

pictiuri alainne: pretty paintings, 

prepared pulses, ab convulses


Fag anois: Leave Now

your saturated porkyheart. 

Leim: Jump

Anuas ar dhroim na muice mhoir.

Up onto the back of the pig big.


After all of this great exertion

The clouds then parted;

changing, swollen,

And a Man of erudition: John Tyndall 

of Leighlinbridge in Carlow 

(who had from Swiss glaciers consulted,

Atmospheric gas absorption rates calculated 

And Carbon dioxide respirator measurers invented)

Addressing the biosphere,

Eight Billion Sapiens Strong,

beneath him:


‘Breathe out, not breeding,

Surely that is what I had said 

at least a century ago? 



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THE CUTE STORY AT THE END:

POST COVID, POST-LIFE UK WAS SAD FOR LEWIS AND BECKS IN THE WOODS. MOST OF THE HOUSES HAD BEEN BURNT TO THE GROUND. PEOPLE HAD GIVEN UP, AND COULDN'T HANDLE ANY MORE BULLSHIT, SO CHOSE MASS DESTRUCTION AND SELF IMMOLATION. THE DEMENTIA SQUAD WERE ALSO STILL ROAMING UNCHECKED. ALL THE POLICE HAD BEEN SKEWERED AND SUCKED DRY BY THE TOOTHLESS CARE HOME MAD MAX HIP HOP WHEELCHAIR BRIGADE. LEWS AND BECKS WERE SCARED SHITLESS IN THEIR HOBBITTY WOODLAND HOME. MOST DAYS WERE SAMEY, COPING MOSTLY: DRINKING MOONSHINE IN THE MORNINGS, WANKING, LOOKING FOR A FRESH KILL. THEY WOULD STILL DO THE OCCASIONAL INTERVIEW FOR A NOSTALGIC BUNKER GEEK WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD IN SOME WAY. THIS WOULD BE A HIGHLIGHT, SOMETHING TO BREAK UP THE MONOTONY AND DISPELL ANY CARE HOME GANG FEARS. OCCASIONALLY THEY WOULD CATCH GLIMPSES OF THEMSELVES REFLECTED IN SHINY SAUCEPANS AND DISHWATER, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT THEY THOUGHT, THEN TWEETED. AAAAAHHHHHHH


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